the kevin

the kevin Pro

gifmaker with q̶u̶e̶s̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ perfect impeccable fantastic taste

Favorite films

  • Event Horizon
  • The Thing
  • Ravenous
  • The Cloverfield Paradox

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  • Friday the 13th

    ★★

  • Dark Night of the Scarecrow

    ★★★½

  • Sisu

    ★★★★

  • Jacob's Ladder

    ★★

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  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

    ★★

    i guess i liked the killer pov and some of the deaths? otherwise it was just kind of boring

  • Dark Night of the Scarecrow

    Dark Night of the Scarecrow

    ★★★½

    i wasnt expecting much from this when i turned it on, but it still has no right being this good of a watch. horrible group of men slowly disintegrating through guilt and paranoia, dying badly and in such pleasing ways, and - youll probably never see me say this again - fantastic little girl in the mix. delightful

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  • Sisu

    Sisu

    ★★★★

    fun over the top gory little killing machine, cute doggy, neat soundtrack.

    aksel hennie straddling that tank barrel like. ok slut

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★

    hm. as a supernatural horror, it was decidedly lacking in impact and actual horror of any sort. as a religious familial abuse tale, it felt shallow and unexplored to me. there was something there, it just needed to be teased out of the noise. the desaturated puritan color palette didnt help either, it mostly read as bland as opposed to bleak.

    basically it didnt work for me.