DNF: 5 minutes in: oh, it's about Cold War paranoia and not chess? Pass.
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Possession 1981
1 star for Isabelle Adjani's out of this world performance. Too many metaphors kill the metaphor. Also, it's a horror movie because of Sam Neill's acting. Nearly unwatchable.
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004
It was fine for a few minutes before Clementine appeared. Then everything turned so grating and chaotic and nonsensical and not in a good way. Was I supposed to feel emotionally engaged with the manic pixie bitch or the proto incel loser? Their constant hateful fighting was painful and so triggering that I had to stop the movie. I will not dwell on the faintest whiff of misogyny I smelled at the beginning because, frankly, the male protagonist is just as terrible as the female one.
So, yes, not for me, probably annoyingly overrated or simply just not that good?
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Suspiria 2018
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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What the fuck was that?Who thought it would be a good idea to remake a masterpiece so unique and linked to the great Dario Argento and the 70s-80s giallo movies?
It's an insult to the original movie. Can't do horror right, gets skirmish around blood and sex, flat acting, bad dancing over and over again - I mean, if you really want to take that dancing school setting that seriously and literally, you better come up with real…
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