My wife lasted twenty minutes, and to her credit, went to bed without yelling at me about picking the night's movie. I persevered (and I've got to be honest, the butt didn't hurt), but I honestly can't think of a dumber film. Remember the SNL sketches about the high school drama troupes that would set tiny scenes and then punctuate them with "Wow"? Those scenes were far more subtle than this thing.
Is Dennis Quaid becoming Randy? Feel free to opine in the comments.