Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Grand Budapest Hotel 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Ok so this is the most visually beautiful film I’ve ever seen and that is a STUPIDLY high bar to clear, like I specifically try to watch movies that I think will be beautiful, I cannot express in words how perfectly pastelled this film is.

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  WHAT DID JACK DO? 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  This happened to me behind an Arby’s once

Popular reviews

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Apr 2024 1

  I feel like the twenty minute sex scene between Godzilla and Kong was unnecessary but hey it is “Godzilla X Kong” after all.

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  Surf's Up 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Feb 2025

  Deadass this is maybe the funniest movie ever made. The camerawork, the needle drops, the gigantic stupid looking penguin statues on the islands that are never referenced, it’s the genuine peak of physical comedy.

  But you know what the funniest thing is? Lauryn Hill wrote a song for this movie. Like Ms. Lauryn Hill. That Lauryn Hill. And it’s only played in the credits. Granted, it has its own AMV in the DVD special features, but it is genuinely insane…

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