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Favorite films

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Evil Dead II
  • Marriage Story

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  • The Lego Batman Movie

    ★★★★★

  • Beasts of the Southern Wild

    ★★★

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    ★★★★

  • Man with a Movie Camera

    ★★★★

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  • The Coolest Hair

    The Coolest Hair

    ★★★★

    The depths of Netflix is such a weird place. I have no idea why the higher up execs thought that buying the license for this was gonna appeal to its subscribers, but honestly it's worse that they do have it and just bury it instead of pushing this obscure self-aware microbudget Spanish festival film out to a wider audience; there is genuinely a lot of interesting ideas here. The metafiction nature may feel gimmicky, especially with how it's initially introduced,…

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  • The Outsiders

    The Outsiders

    ★★★★

    they did incredible acrobatics

  • The Lego Batman Movie

    The Lego Batman Movie

    ★★★★★

    Phil Lord and Chris Miller are just like my Jesus atp

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  • High Maintenance

    High Maintenance

    ★★★½

    All adult men being robots actually makes a lot of sense

  • Cigars of the Pharaoh

    Cigars of the Pharaoh

    ★★★★

    In this one adventure Tintin:
    - Is framed for opium trafficking 
    - Is conscripted into war
    - Faces political execution 
    - Survives a plane crash
    - Has a showdown with a deranged professor
    - Is incarcerated in a mental hospital 
    - Uncovers an underground KKK-like cult 
    - Detains the cult and exposes their identities 
    - Rescues the Maharaja’s son after he is kidnapped 
    and he gets knocked unconscious twice, which now means 
    Tintin knocked unconscious count: 3
    Tintin is fucking insane