Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted 2012

  ★★★ Watched 05 May 2024

  masterpiece

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  Murder by Numbers 2002

  ★★ Watched 24 Feb 2024

  ok i just had an operation and the first thing i did after getting home was watch this with my mum, genuinely made me feel worse. i don’t know how i keep accidentally watching movies with surprise monkey attacks in them but i do, always a highlight ❤️❤️

  it’s not that bad actually, i’m not gonna properly critique it cos who cares - i didn’t even know this existed before tonight - but i need to watch something good tomorrow fuck me

Popular reviews

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  Aguirre, the Wrath of God 1972

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Oct 2023

  kinski one of the goats, crazy score, much love for the monkeys they really carried this 🙌🙌

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★½ Watched 21 May 2023

  But jealous souls will not be answered so. 
  They are not ever jealous for the cause, 
  But jealous for they’re jealous. It is a monster
  Begot upon itself, born on itself. Othello (III.iv.)

  ALSO, clearly the people who made this movie have never played the greatest game of all time (Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker) because TOAD CANT JUMP

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