Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  so fuckin' funny lmao

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  Madagascar 2005

  Watched 30 Jan 2025

  Dude those animals are so fucking funny they make me wanna merge without looking

Popular reviews

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  Mind Game 2004

  Watched 06 Dec 2024

  what Everything Everywhere all at Once looks like in the mind of people who hate it

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Sep 2024

  a film so bad that it almost deserves the most-liked review of "minus one star because this one doesn't have megan fox in a crop top leaning over the hood of a car". almost