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  Morbius 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  And on the 6th day God created man in his image.

  And on the 372988482929295894839100291 day man created Morbius.

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  Star Wars: The Clone Wars 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025 1

  This is the true measure of a fan. On one hand, it has Star Wars. On the other hand, it’s terrible….5/5 for having Star Wars in it. 

  I passed the test. I will diminish, and go into the west, and remain Short Cody.

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  The humble beginnings of a genocidal maniac. Also, this film has Star Wars in it. 5/5.

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  This film has Star Wars in it. 5/5.

  (Chewbacca is actually dead though. That’s a First Order Clone. He should be removed from positions of power and studied to be sure that he is trustworthy.)

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