The year is 2001. Fantasy movies are strictly C-level. Harry Potter comes out in theaters, yet eleven year old me knows the book is much faster and wittier than what we get on screen.
Alright, let’s go watch The Lord of the Rings. There’s a guy dressed up like a medieval fantasy man outside the theater. Cool - so people are excited.
The prologue alone is worth rewatching. Right now. Pull it up. Have you ever seen a story declare…