David

David

“It could’ve probably been 20 shorter”

Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Singin' in the Rain
  • The Social Network

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★½

  • Dog Man

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★

    Insufferable 137

    2 stars for cute little roly polys though

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★½

    Fully convinced that when Jessie Eisenberg wrote the script for this every other line was just:

    << Kieran Culkin ad libs here >>

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  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    ½

    “Raise a glass to freedom something they can never take away no matter what they tell you”

    Lin Manuel Miranda, truly, fuck you. 

    This was worse than I expected and I expected nothing. There’s no characters just a random musical bukake of nationalistic pseudo rap. 

    Oh I got an idea guys, what if we water down hip hop culture so an old white audience can feel like they’re growing without actually trying. 

    Then guys THEN, we dress up a bunch…

  • Barry Lyndon

    Barry Lyndon

    ★★

    Well...it is pretty...