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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
I’m glad rumours of Chunky Kong’s death were unsubstantiated.
It’s just a fun movie, nothing much more to say.
Alright now I want a smash bros cinematic universe on my desk by Monday
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Léon: The Professional 1994
A pedophiles wet dream/John Wick.5
I didn’t realize that Natalie Portman was a child actor. I also didn’t know that she was a GOOD (great even) child actor.
It’s cool to see where so many other pieces of media have been blatantly inspired by this movie. Or blatantly ripped it off. Either way, a long awaited movie, one of the first from my ever growing list
Also shoutout to Chet Hanks.
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Paul 2011
I’d like to update my joke from earlier today, Emily I don’t think you’re like Paul from the movie Paul (2011) now that I’ve seen it.
Surprised to see another George Bluth cameo, accidentally making a habit of watching movies with Jeffrey Tambor cameos. And hey, there’s the guy who killed that kid in breaking bad! Most of all surprised to see Bobby Lee… in a role that isn’t an Asian stereotype, but hey good that he got work I like him
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Lars and the Real Girl 2007
Surprisingly emotionally poignant. I remember that movie with Daniel Radcliffe as a corpse kept being praised with reviews like “the only movie where a farting corpse will make you cry” or “so many fart jokes but I still cried at the end” and I don’t remember a single thing about that movie or its ending. This movie on the other hand made me feel emotions for a man and his sex doll.
I hope that when I inevitably have a nervous breakdown like this, people will be nice to me. And that I can be as handsome as Ryan Gosling.
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