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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2024

  As someone who regularly forgets to take her ADHD meds, the real horror of the Substance is the logistics of the whole thing. But Demi Moore had knowledge of both spinal tap procedures and advanced masonry, so I guess she really was just built different.

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Sep 2024

  I love that Beetlejuice and RuPaul have the same powers: suddenly appearing in fun outfits, forcing people to lipsync, serving cunt, etc.

Popular reviews

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Added

  A masterclass on the deep, visceral horror of isolated environments, violations of familiar bodies, and Wilford Brimley.

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Dec 2023

  Whenever I see a young baby crying uncontrollably surrounded by people trying to shush it, I can’t help but think that it should be allowed to cry because in that moment, it is probably experiencing the absolute worst feeling of its life thus far.

  Anyway, that’s kind of what it’s like to be a woman.

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