Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  if I told you I know every word in this movie by heart how much rizz would you say I have

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  Flatliners 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Joel Schumacher put so much sauce into this movie and I am eating it UP. quite literally a fever dream put to film; the script is strange and disjointed, the setting — a Chicago that looks positively apocalyptic — is bizarre all the way through, the editing is inventive, and the lighting…. the lighting. OUGH. incredible use of light and color. borderline theatrical. every frame I could paint, I love it so much. and can we talk about shirtless Kiefer…

Popular reviews

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  Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Nov 2023 1

  the worst Weekend at Bernie’s sequel you could possibly imagine

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  Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat 1989

  ★★★★ Added 1

  do you think they’re looking for a third