Edward Green | CCAD 23' Animation Graduate
Forever addicted to collecting Blu-Rays and watching new things.
In a roundabout way, kinda accurate to the game (spending a longass time fighting just one monster)
I went in expecting to hate this but this was surprisingly watchable and didn’t waste too much time getting to things. At the same time it feels like such a waste of good costumes and sets when so much of the film takes place in a boring desert. Part of the appeal of the games is in its locales and it feels we…
In a moment in time where so many companies continue to walk back their prior commitments to diversity, it feels refreshing to see a new original black comedy come out (in theaters, not just dumped on streaming) and just be a real good time. Especially after spending time at work watching a bunch of black-led comedies I grew up with, it's like hearkening back to my childhood when films like this were a lot more prevalent. In addition to being…
“Haha! Aren’t blowjobs so funny!”
*action scene with ironic pop music needle drop where the editor cuts way too much*
“Haha! Wasn’t that Fox buyout so funny! What’s that about monopolies?? Who cares it’s so epic to see two recognizable superheroes together! This is epic sauce!”
*slow motion shot with ironic pop song needle drop*
“Haha! Here’s some clumsy exposition while I won’t shut the fuck up! Are you exhausted yet??”
*some of the most bland, muddy looking blockbuster photography*…