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  Kelce 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2024

  I love me a girl dad.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2024

  No fucking notes, 10 outta 10.

Popular reviews

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  Dracula: Dead and Loving It 1995

  ★★★ Rewatched 13 Oct 2019

  Harker: "But Lucy, I'm engaged to Mina... and you're dead."
  Lucy: "I'm not dead. I'm undead."
  Harker: "Yes, well, I'm not UN-engaged."

  Can Steven Weber get a retroactive Peoples Choice Award for this or something?

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  Young Adult 2011

  ★★★★ Added

  The scene where Theron overdresses because she's 'big city cool' and sits down at that hometown restaurant alone and awkwardly pretends to text on her phone thinking literally everyone is watching her because why wouldn't they?

  I feel attacked.