Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 1922

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  Way more formally dense than you'd expect. Whole ship arc was kinda boring but the rest bangs

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  The Long Hair of Death 1964

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2024

  fucking rules, gothic af, was kinda losing me in the middle but everything about the ending justified everything else, some incredibly moody and me-core shots here as well

Popular reviews

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  Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life 2005

  ★★½ Added

  This kid doesn't even jerk off to the porn (which isn't even porn mind you lol) or anything. He literally just sits there looking at scantily clad women and ends up destroying lives because of it. That's infinitely more hilarious to me than if he was whacking his rod

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  Freedom Writers 2007

  ★★ Added

  Speaking of those "made for social science classes" movies that I can't stand...fucking bleh, here's Freedom Writers. This one's a bit harder to rag on because it's based on a true story and I'm sure everyone involved in the original events is a fine human being, but considering my high school English teachers (one of whom I loved otherwise) just so happened to show me this film once a year through my freshman-senior year it went from "boring and inoffensive"…