Gabe

Gabe Pro

Please don’t tell anyone how I watch movies

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Battle of Algiers
  • The Irishman
  • The Holdovers

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  • Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Moonrise Kingdom

    ★★★★

  • Vertigo

    ★★★★

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  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★½

    Yea buddy

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    We should all hope to live our lives where it ends [REDACTING] the [REDACTED]

    GOOD ASS CREATURES. Robert Pattinson’s accents are incredible, and Mark Ruffalo’s arc of playing complete freaks must not stop. Shout out Steve Yeun, sorry the best version of you is a piece of shit (this, beef, ITYSL).

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  • Ghostwatch

    Ghostwatch

    ★★★★

    You give me $1000 and I could convince Joe Biden this actually happened.

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★½

    They’re calling it “the only good movie about Boston ever”*


    *this user has not seen the departed and actively despises the city of Boston for sports reasons

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