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Favorite films

  • Werckmeister Harmonies
  • Withnail & I
  • The Wolf House
  • Drowning by Numbers

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  • Paper Moon

    ★★★★½

  • To Die For

    ★★★½

  • if....

    ★★★★½

  • Cineblatz

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  • When the Cat Comes

    When the Cat Comes

    ★★★★★

    About the coolest fucking cat with sunglasses. It comes into town on a parade float, exposes all the townsfolk as hypocrites, thieves and adulterers and then absconds with a girl cat.

    I was vibing with it until it takes a dark turn and the townsfolk hunt the cat down and obliterate it with a shotgun.

    But then they pick up the body and it's A TAXIDERMY DECOY CAT.

    10/10 Genuinely delightful.

  • 66 Scenes from America

    66 Scenes from America

    ★★★½

    There's a commentary for this where he compares Andy Warhol eating a hamburger to the suffering of Christ.

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  • Heavenly Creatures

    Heavenly Creatures

    ★★★★

    Artful use of early 90s digital effects

  • Sophie's Choice

    Sophie's Choice

    ★★½

    Every conversation in this movie feels like:

    "I can't decide between the chicken or the veal"
    Sophie: "After the Ciepielów massacre they took me to Auschwitz. There, I too, had to make a difficult decision."

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    It's cruel to include a fake out credits sequence in a movie I'm already thinking about turning off.

  • The Decline of the American Empire

    The Decline of the American Empire

    Imagine being stuck in a room with 5 Woody Allens and they're discussing sex except it's less engaging because nobody is going to slip up and say something we could use to prosecute.