The Masked Negro

The Masked Negro

Favorite films

  • Hackers
  • Angus
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • The Fifth Element

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  • Ready to Rumble

    ½

  • X2

    ★★★½

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★★★

  • The Expendables 2

    ★★★½

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  • Ready to Rumble

    Ready to Rumble

    ½

    I've only seen 15 minutes of this movie. I can't bring myself to watch anymore. I avoided it for years because as a young kid I was a giant WWF/E mark and anything that held the WCW brand was dead to me. As an adult I avoided it because it looked stupid.

    Well guess what. It's stupid.

  • X2

    X2

    ★★★½

    Wolverine having Iceman blow on his coca-cola to cool it down.

    Everyone cringing when they turn on the radio and NSync starts playing.

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  • Tank Girl

    Tank Girl

    ★★

    I saw his movie when I was 7. The only thing I remember was being really confused and wondering if Tank Girl fucked that kangaroo.

    I'm 29 now and I now realize she did.

    She did fuck that kangaroo.

  • Bio-Dome

    Bio-Dome

    ★★★★★

    Look I don't have to fucking explain myself to you.

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