Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Saving Private Ryan 1998

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  Shakespeare In Love?!??

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  Red Rocket 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Three weeks, you convinced a girl to do porn? Like what the fuck? I couldn’t convince my first girlfriend to give me a blow for three fucking years!

Popular reviews

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  American Beauty 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Oct 2024 1

  I need a father who’s a role model, not some horny geek boy who’s gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school.

  If he built up his chest and arms I would totally fuck him.

  The vapidity of modern suburban life can lead to despair. We all want meaning in life. We need something to come into our lives and wake us up, even if we can never attain it. 

  1/2 a star off for a…

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  The Death & Life of John F. Donovan 2018

  ★★½ Watched 24 May 2024

  I feel like somewhere in there is a really good movie but I can’t find it.

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