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Recent reviews

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  Inseminoid 1981

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  What is this movie

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  Baby Driver 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Mar 2025

  I forgot how fucking good this movie was.

Popular reviews

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  The Goonies 1985

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  I credit this movie for my love of wistful 80’s synth music.

  I also credit it for scaring me into practicing piano as a kid since the fucking bone-keys scene scared the shit out of me and I though I was gonna fall into a pit of spikes if I got notes wrong.

  Now I’m wrought with perfectionism anxiety and a sense of “nothing is ever good enough.”

  Thanks a lot “The Goonies.”

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  Chronicle 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Weirdly a comfort movie for me somehow?

  Max Landis figured out how to write then never did again ever :))))

  Also lowkey perfect casting for everyone. Especially Dane Dehan. 

  When I was a kid I thought I would get powers if I walked into a cave so I just spelunked the sewers of my neighborhood and fought off a family of rabid raccoons with a crowbar. Thanks Dane Dehan for motivating me to try and become a telekinetic incel as a kid.

  Instead I fought off raccoons in the sewer cause I was that dumb.