Brando Calrissian

Brando Calrissian

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Jurassic Park
  • Inception

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  • Tower Heist

    ★★★

  • We Have a Ghost

    ★★

  • Glass Onion

    ★★★½

  • Secondhand Lions

    ★★★★

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  • Tower Heist

    Tower Heist

    ★★★

    Not as put together or bombastic as your other heist movies (like the Ocean's) and it tries to replace the finesse with jokes and such. Not all the jokes land for me though and it certainly isn't as funny as it was when I saw it in theaters. But it's enjoyable enough of a watch and if you're doom-scrolling Amazon Prime it's not a bad pick.

  • We Have a Ghost

    We Have a Ghost

    ★★

    We Have a Ghost takes the novel concept of "what would happen if in our modern day and age, we actually did catch a ghost on camera, and it continued to interact with us". To it's credit, this is a fairly accurate rendition of that and is a silly little romp as it goes along.

    But boy this was CRINGE. The cast was pretty good, and I did like some of the movies moments. The mystery around the ghost in…

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  • Hocus Pocus 2

    Hocus Pocus 2

    It takes all the interesting ideas from the first movie, takes them out behind the barn, and shoots them in the head.

    Someone was handed these legitimately interesting characters and world and they threw it in the trash in favor of: "haha, ancient person in modern times funny!"

    May as well not even be a sequel to the original. Couldn't be more disappointed.

  • The Breakfast Club

    The Breakfast Club

    I just... can't believe how disappointed I was watching this movie. After hearing years of praise from cinephiles I know, and those I don't know talk about it online, plus all of the cultural influences that spawned from breakfast club... I just don't understand how... this movie could be considered to be good?

    Maybe, idk, but maybe, at the time it was released, there was a large swath of kids that saw themselves in these characters, and might have thought…