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  Fifty Shades Darker 2017

  ★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Im literally christian grey if he was broke asf and asexual

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  North Hollywood 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  People shouldve seen this movie for what it is obviously its corny and the writing sucks but it’s literally just a longer version of those youtube videos that the Mikey Alfred dude made in the late 2010s. Definitely a fun and endearing watch this would be good to see on a plane or to see when youre hella sick like i am

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  The French Connection 1971

  ★★½ Watched 07 Oct 2024 1

  This movie kind of sucks definitely not good enough to distract me from my lack of intellectually stimulating conversations over snapchat and substantive links

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 26 Nov 2023 1

  This gets one star for the bath scene 🫧 and one star for the grave site scene 🪦 and half a star for Rosamund pikes typical MVP performance 😈

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