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  Armageddon 1998

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Elon Musk’s Nazi ass wishes he had even a wiff of the stench of Michael Bays floppy long ass Dih that he just whipped on the twin towers.

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  Whimsical Illusions 1909

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Bill Finger happy times

Popular reviews

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ★★½ Watched 12 Dec 2024 1

  I’m Kraven some more Sony spidermanless spiderman movies. Rhino why, because it’s so good make me feel like a stranger, so i shift like a chameleon. Itwasabout being responsible for you Connor fools.

  Dylan will hate this movie
  Patrick will pretend to hate this movie
  Tucker likes Asteroid city
  Connor likes the chameleon all of a sudden now
  Emma fell asleep and hated the ICEE
  Colby may like it
  Lexi 

  For a finale to a franchise that has gone to the deepest pits of movie making. This movie is one goddamn hail mary.

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  Psycho 1960

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Good movie, really pioneered the horror genre, and was beautifully shot.

  I hope Oj Simpson didn’t distastefully reference this movie in a news stor-OH MY GOD

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