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Favorite films

  • Bambi
  • UHF
  • The Secret of NIMH
  • The Land Before Time

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  • Snow White

    ★½

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • Novocaine

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★½

    Admittedly the original Snow White is so basic that there is room to expand on it with a remake, but instead they took the same approach to retelling the story that Pasek and Paul do writing musicals: technically proficient but without any passion or soul behind it.

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

    Well this was a fun little romp. Very much like a feature length episode of the most recent series of shorts that plays around with 50s sci-fi tropes and Looney Tunes history. Sucks that WB just dumped it out without any fanfare the same weekend they removed every Looney Tunes short off of Max. Absolute disrespect.

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  • Death of a Nation

    Death of a Nation

    ½

    Half a star is the lowest rating I can give this “movie,” but it’s a straight up 0/5. This has no place in cinemas, this is straight up propaganda by a man who represents the worst parts of humanity. It misrepresents history, it legitimizes conspiracies, and it is completely unhinged from reality. And on top of all of that, it is incompetent. I made better movies for my Media class in high school than Dinesh will make in his entire lifetime. 

    There are more theaters near me playing this than Won’t You Be My Neighbor, and I think that’s the biggest travesty. Fuck this contemptible garbage.

  • Atlas Shrugged: Part II

    Atlas Shrugged: Part II

    ½

    Let's start out with the fact that within a year the production team completely recast. Losing directors between entries, that happens all the time. Losing a single cast member, that can happen on occasion. Having to recast the ENTIRE cast is a bad omen. On top of that, we have even more ludicrous pandering to Randian philosophy instead of trying to tell a story, even having a point where actual conservative pundit Sean Hannity shows up AS HIMSELF to praise…

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