Ryan DeWerth

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Favorite films

  • Splatter: Naked Blood
  • Space Babes from Outer Space
  • ChromiumBlue.com
  • The Brutalist

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  • God Is a Bullet

    ★★★

  • The Assignment

    ★★½

  • Variant

    ★★★★★

  • CyberTracker

    ★★★

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  • A Haunted House

    A Haunted House

    ½

    One time, I applied to be a janitor at an Adult Video store in Denver that had an "arcade" down a dark hallway. The building was gross and dimly lit, and open 24/7 with discreet parking out back. Despite a smoking ban in place for years, the inside still reeked of cigarettes and shame. Not one ounce of me wanted to work in that shithole but my reasoning was if I lowered the bar THAT much for myself, then every other job I’d have in life afterward wouldn’t seem as bad. 

    Watching A Haunted House is kinda like the movie version of that.

  • American Honey

    American Honey

    ★★★★★

    Andrea Arnold's documentary fly-on-the-wall style elevates this from being just another road movie into your own personal seat in the van as we witness these people do whatever they can just to get by.

    Watching this I couldn't help but be transported back to when I was 21 and found myself traveling across the country with a group of kids with nowhere to call home. They hitchhiked, train-hopped, played songs for whatever bit of change or food someone could spare,…

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  • God Is a Bullet

    God Is a Bullet

    ★★★

    From the director of The Notebook, The Other Woman, and My Sister’s Keeper, comes a gore-filled detective story about a father who leaves his badge behind and hunts down an evil cult with the aid of a former member in order to rescue his missing daughter.

    Really wanted to see this when it came off but held off so I could watch it with a friend who is very into Maika Monroe, tattoos, and satanic shit - all of which…

  • The Assignment

    The Assignment

    ★★½

    Late-stage Walter Hill turns out a story with an absolutely ridiculous premise and makes it into some entertaining trash. Definitely not his best work, but I still had a good time with it. 

    Despite knowing the concept of the story, I was simply not ready to see Michelle Rodriguez with a beard and giant cock.

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  • National Security

    National Security

    ★★½

    Had to check to see if this was listed under the genre "Fantasy" because the cop got fired AND went to jail for six months after beating up an unarmed black man.

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★

    One of the reasons we go to the movies is to challenge our thoughts. To make us think about things we might not have otherwise. I love sitting in front of the big screen and questioning the themes, symbolism, and deeper meaning behind it all, but when the only thinking I’m doing is trying to decipher the basic storyline itself, then I’m spending my time thinking of the wrong things. 

    Maybe I’ll check it out again to get another perspective…