Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  2 Fast 2 Furious 2003

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Not as good as the original, also not gay enough. But it gets an extra half star for the shirtless Rome scene

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  The Fast and the Furious 2001

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  It delivered quick cars and angry men
  Would be 5 stars but it's not gay enough. Hopefully the sequels are gayer.

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  I feel like if you wanted to make a movie about a psycic protecting a team of spider-women from an evil Spiderman, you could hypothetically do that. I think there's even versions of that movie that work very well in fun, interesting ways.

  This is not that. This is bad, and not even in a "so bad it's fun" way. It's just bad.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2024

  It's pretty good. I feel like the emotional beats of the film felt clumsy at times, maybe because I've only recently watched the first one, but the overall film was nice. It's always fun to watch Denzel just have a good time with a role.

  On a side note I heard a bunch of guys complaining about how "you couldn't get sharks in the arena" after the movie and thought "shut up nerd."

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