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  Low Blow 1986

  ★½ Watched 07 May 2023 2

  Low Blow!!!

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★½ Watched 06 May 2023 1

  Hard to imagine someone actually enjoying this film. Don't get me wrong it's very well made, has terrific action, and features all the classic Gunn strengths. But at the same time is a depressing slog that almost feels like it's chastising you for ever having fun in the previous films.

  Personally, I don't think Marvel movies should ever require a trigger warning. Is that brave new direction for the franchise? Maybe. But maybe it's a bold step in all the…

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  Renfield 2023

  ★★ Watched 17 Apr 2023 1

  A script that feels like every student writer who thinks they're the next Tarantino with the emotional maturity of a Mortal Kombat game.

  This was basically everything I was hoping it wouldn't be. But Nick Cage and Ben Schwartz are in it!

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  Daredevil 2003

  ★ Rewatched 16 May 2022 1

  I could not believe how terrible this movie was. This has possibly the worst soundtrack ever put to film. Elektra literally punches a sandbag with daredevil's face painted on it to Evanescence. Unbelievable.

  It's so strange that Jon Favreau is in this. And he only says one joke. He just repeats the same joke in every scene he's in.

  Why are Jennifer Garner's eyes cgi? She looks like a character from fucking Dune.

  Fuck this movie.

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