There were some moments that did slow the film down, and there's absolutely some kind of MST3k adjacent energy to the movie, but that makes it all the more charming. The movie is gorgeous, a bit sleazy, and beautifully shot. Admittedly, the fact that I was high for the first half may have some influence on my opinion, but this was a fun movie that hits on a lot of my more niché interests.
As pretentious as it sounds, this…
To be honest, and I say this as someone who has no familiarity with the source material, this movie isn't the worst Hellboy adaptation. I even liked the 2019 movie, so draw your own conclusions from that.
The first film is great and hasn't lost any of its charm. "Golden Army" has some memorable visuals, but it felt like it was trying to do too much. The third film had some fun set pieces, but the final act just didn't…
"How many generations of women had delayed their greatness only to have time extinguish it completely? How many women had run out of time while the men didn’t know what to do with theirs? And what a mean trick to call such things holy or selfless. How evil to praise women for giving up each and every dream." - 'Nightbitch' by Rachel Yoder
Admittedly, I can't relate what it's like to be a stay-at-home parent, to be a mother, to…
