Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  No one told me this would be a Mormon horror story.

  Moral of the story Mormonism is the one true faith?????

  Honestly I actually really enjoy movies where they just monologue and debate like this one, though you also had a few genuine horror moments. Hugh Grant had a blast in this and Sophie Thatcher and Chloe East were an excellent duo. I do think the “one true religion” reveal at the end is a bit underwhelming all things considered.

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  13 Going on 30 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  we STAY 30, flirty, and thriving ✨💕 cute little 2004 time capsule

  she’s wild for marrying her middle school best friend tho

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  Moral of the story skip work and hang out with your wife

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Naomi Ackie’s character immediately jumping on the threesome potential is 😙👌✨

  Bong Joon-ho takes on colonialism and capitalism in this comedic cosmic escapade of cinema.

  It’s like Starship Troopers but if the bugs were cute and everyone was bisexual and there was a happy ending.

  Also I’m sorry Mark and Toni but those performances were just so distractingly over the top (which I get is the point but like how many times can you ask me to laugh at a Trump parody at this point in time 🥲)