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Godzilla 2014
Okay, okay, so listen. This movie was awesome.
I mean, get this. These guys are digging in the ground and they're like "Holy shit! We found a skeleton!" And down there they found some scary shit... like ALIVE shit! Confirmed by the Japanese dude (it's a Godzilla movie there's gotta be a Japanese dude). Then they cut to a shot where it was veeeeeery clear SOME... THING has escaped and is gonna tear shit up!
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Grudge Match 2013
Version I Watched: Redbox rental, theatrical cut. No extended cut around.
History: Not much history available or interesting connected to this movie. The plot is clearly a comedic perspective on how both Stallone and De Niro were in boxing movies a long time ago, and now this is their 'VS' movie in a way. The movie was released Christmas Day 2013. Despite the big names and strong supporting cast (including Kevin Hart and Alan Arkin) the movie was a box…
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DumbLand 2001
Version I Watched: I know these shorts are available online. But I have the 2005 (again per the case's copyright) DVD. Lynch was going through quite a change in many respect and I guess releasing his obscure stuff around that time was part of it. It is when he went hardcore digital/online.
History: A series of animated shorts written, directed, drawn, and every character voiced by David Lynch himself. Originally released on Lynch's website in 2002 and a few years…
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Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom 1975
This is a big one for me. Where I saw movies like Caligula as a pretty big deal in terms of controversy, this was king in my mind for a while. I think I first heard about it when I first got into The Criterion Collection. The initial DVD release was very limited making it one of the most valuable DVDs out there for a while. In a big case of irony I thought it was funny how it was…
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