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The Bird with the Crystal Plumage 1970
Sam and Julia are one of the most boneheaded couples in cinema history.
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Julia: A woman is chiseling down your door and instead of getting a weapon to arm yourself you lay on the floor and cry. When you do get a weapon you charge at the tiny hole in the door from 15 feet away screaming the entire time like the woman looking through that hole won’t notice.
Sam: You hear a woman being actively murdered in an apartment and knock on the door demanding the would be murderer or restrained victim to open up.
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Coherence 2013
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I feel like my original review was a bit harsh, but my sentiment remains the same. This movie is less than the sum of its parts. It could be good, but the filmmakers really didn't seem to know where to take the story. It's very reminiscent of the last season of Lost. The ending really kills it.
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The Beast Within 2024
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Why does he only beat his wife on a full moon?
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Black Bag 2025
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I love Blanchett and Fassbender, but this movie does not land as the thrilling spy movie it’s trying to be. Apart from a dinner scene that happens early in the film, not much tension arises at any other point.
When our two lead find out they’re being played and enact a plan to disrupt the plans against them, you strap in for the real meat of the film. Unfortunately, what follows is a boring few scenes that culminates in an…
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