ThisGuy213

ThisGuy213

Favorite films

  • GoodFellas
  • Amadeus
  • The Incredibles
  • Autumn Sonata

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  • The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

    ★★★½

  • Coherence

    ★★

  • The Stendhal Syndrome

    ★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★½

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  • The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

    The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

    ★★★½

    Sam and Julia are one of the most boneheaded couples in cinema history. 

    Examples

    Julia: A woman is chiseling down your door and instead of getting a weapon to arm yourself you lay on the floor and cry. When you do get a weapon you charge at the tiny hole in the door from 15 feet away screaming the entire time like the woman looking through that hole won’t notice. 

    Sam: You hear a woman being actively murdered in an apartment and knock on the door demanding the would be murderer or restrained victim to open up.

  • Coherence

    Coherence

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Beast Within

    The Beast Within

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.