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The Parenting 2025
an incredible cast that’s wasted on a TikTok influenced script with Hallmark movie quality production.
once again, we have a horror comedy that is neither scary nor funny. which begs the question: what’s the point?
it’s uncomfortable to watch movies where you can tell everyone in the cast is just kinda like “okay i guess we’re doing this let’s get it over with”
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South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 1999
my parents let me rent this when i was eight years old and had the audacity to get mad at me for singing along to “shut your fucking face uncle fucker” like it was my fault!!!!
additionally, when i was typing “i saw this when i was eight” i then realized i saw this movie when Bill Clinton was still in office. and now i realize why i am always so tired.
anyway i love south park humor. maybe its…
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A Complete Unknown 2024
i can’t even give it a proper rating bc i tried. i really did. and i couldn’t finish it. i cant do it. i’m so fucking over these oscar bait musician biopics. like that’s not bob dylan. the actual bob dylan is still alive!! just go talk to him!!
don’t tell my gay friends, but i am actually very big bob dylan fan and i have seen at least two bob dylan documentaries and also that other biopic with cate…
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lady in the theater was putting ketchup on her popcorn. i should have taken that as an omen.
Four guys wrote this movie and still they were unable to write a female character who wasn’t a mom, a horny newlywed, a lesbian whose entire purpose is to make out with another woman, or a rebellious teen protagonist. jesus fucking christ.
2000’s cinemax boob-only late night porn quality acting, room temperature IQ level writing, and then the kills aren’t even good. like, i could ignore the first two GLARING faults if there was a payoff, but no. it’s just hot garbage.
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