Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hellraiser 1987

  ★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2023

  Forbidden love, hammed
  Up acting, and extreme gore.
  Hell's soap opera.

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  Tour de Pharmacy 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2023

  "Are you a cheetah,
  Or a cheater? Because your
  Accent makes this hard!"

Popular reviews

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  Tampopo 1985

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Sep 2023 2

  Stop passing the egg!
  We asked for more sex scenes, but
  We weren't serious.

  (Credit goes to my friend C6 over at the CF Chatterbox discord for this one.)

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  Vanilla Sky 2001

  ★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2023

  "When we are both cats"
  Was supposed to be profound.
  The fuck does it mean?

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