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A Complete Unknown 2024
More cigarettes than Oppenheimer and more rizz than Ben Eiler truly an unbelievable feat.
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Night Swim 2024
Yo my son had this traumatic experience in the pool. Let’s have a pool party after. Also who brings a whole watermelon as a snack for a party at least cut it up and put it in a nice bowl have some decency 🤦🏼♂️.
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Madame Web 2024
This is spider induced schizophrenia. Also madame web is Captain America and has fast travel capabilities. That Peru to New Jersey taxi speedrun was a peak time save. The vaginal water analysis scan was also a big brain moment. After this movie I will never drink Pepsi again. The age old question of Coke or Pepsi is solved. Also you need to be on cocaine to even consider watching this movie for a second time.
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2023
Five Nights at legal custody. Abby didn’t know what house she was going to live in for the foreseeable future so she decided to build a pillow fort house with her happy killer animatronic friends. This movie was pretty bad but could’ve been a lot worse. I liked the ending and the dream sequences though. Matpat was also a nice touch. Extra half star for mat pat
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