Sally Hardesty, aka THEE final girl of all final girls.
Texas is so scary so glad it’s not real!! 🙌🏼
Holy shit. No seriously. I’m so serious. I know this movie has mass recognition but I still don’t think people fucking appreciate it enough. The cinematography, the acting, the music, but also just leatherface in general. I really don’t hear people talk about him.
The first time I watched this movie, genuinely one of the few things running repeatedly through…
Unfortunately dead on to where my humor is at. Gratuitous violence, excessive swearing, and copious fourth wall breaks. I get it’s not everyone’s taste, but I’m seriously so surprised to see such popular shitty reviews. Y’all can pry this trashy comedy movie out of my cold dead fucking hands.
I’m usually not a fan of the excessive sex jokes, but something about it just works and gets me in this one. It may be because I love deadpool so much,…
Another nostalgia watch with the bird, might have to make “Watches with Gizmo” its own category at this point. This movie never looses its magic. It really is fucking perfect. The soundtrack, the story, the animation, all of it. I don’t care how “accurate” they make the live action, they could never recreate this, and really why the fuck would you want to?
This movie is weird as hell but I like it. The guys piss me off but they also have a lot of funny one liners so it balances out. The creature is always fun to see, I would simply pass away if I came across that thing. Every time I’m reminded of how big moose are I’m convinced that thing could be real tbh. There are some bits that genuinely scare me a little in this, that statue thing upstairs…
“It mocks us with its… houseness”
DUDEEEEEE. This is a big moment for me. I only watched this once like 13 years ago because it scared the absolute shit out of little kid me. I’ve been meaning to rewatch it for a while, I didn’t remember much past how it made me feel back then. Oh my god. What a time. Absolutely hilarious to watch this next to my dad, who wanted me to watch this as a kid, slowly realize…
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Shoutout to every pet I have for being (some of) the reasons I would never survive this franchise! Never met a cat that wouldn’t kill the entire state of New York if not fed on time. Props to Frodo.
This movie is 90% emotions 10% scary aliens. The pacing isn’t the greatest. I would’ve been upset by this if I wasn’t already expecting it, and if it was starring anyone other than Lupita Nyong'o and Joseph Quinn. I don’t discredit…
