Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Zombie Fever 2013

  ½ Watched 10 Jan 2023

  Wow, this movie was bad. The body of the butterface on the cover couldn't even do it any justice. This was just abhorrent and embarrassing!

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  Significant Other 2022

  ★ Watched 17 Nov 2022

  Yeah, okay. As goofy movies go, and not the cartoon ones, this one tops the chart! Why, you ask? Because it wants so hard to take itself seriously, but it just can't. And it tries, boy, howdy, does it try! Does anyone even say, "boy, howdy" anymore? That's how f'd up this movie is. It's got me sayin' nonsensical words I don't think I have ever said before!

  First of all, the "big reveal," or the "twist," comes about halfway…

Popular reviews

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  Frayed 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 May 2022

  Hey, Slime Puppies!

  Frayed, when I first saw it in 2007, was a more-than-pleasant surprise. The twist at the ending was phenomenal, and niether I, nor my wife, saw it coming at all. It's an, almost, Sixth Sense level twist. Everything about this film screams "professional big budget movie," but it was an independent flick with one of the most gruesome and gory beginnings ever put to film. I remember reading that due to the first scene, it was banned…

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  8 Ball Clown 2 2020

  ½ Rewatched 17 May 2022 1

  Hello, Slime Puppies and Motor Dogs!

  NO STARS AT ALL ... EVER! But I have decided to start giving the "no stars" a half of a star for shits and giggles.

  I couldn't get past the 30 minute mark. This was one of the most evil, disgusting, perverted, pieces of shit movies I have ever laid eyes on. Hence, the reason I persevered the pain while I washed my eyes with dish soap! Sadly, I had no way of washing…