Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Woman King 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Oct 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Jul 2022

  A true testament to a mother’s love. This is honestly one of the best films I’ve watched in quite a while, the concept reminiscent of the matrix trilogies (or so I’m told. I still haven’t watched them…) The animation, comedy, acting and cinematography was all on peak, with some of the best writing I’ve seen in a very long time. 

  Michelle Yeoh as always performed phenomenally, her choreography along with Ke Huy Quan's was almost beautiful to watch and the…

Popular reviews

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  Blade Runner 2049 2017

  ½ Watched 30 Sep 2021 4

  No. Just… No. This movie is TOO LONG. It is quite literally 90% visuals 8% convoluted plot 2% one liners that literally didn’t even keep me awake. Honestly I’m glad the cinema screen broke down. I couldn’t have sat through another hour of watching sand.

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  The VelociPastor 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2022

  He was a boy, 
  She was a girl
  Can I make it any more obvious?
  He was a pastor
  She was a hooker
  What more can I say?
  He wanted god
  She’d burn in hell
  Secretly she wanted his ‘claw’ as well
  But all of the ninjas
  Stuck up their swords
  They had a problem with his tail

  He was a velociraptor boy
  She said ‘see you later boy’
  He wasn’t pastor enough for her
  She had her hooker place
  But her hands were on his scales
  She needed to come back down to earth.