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Favorite films

  • Do the Right Thing
  • Fargo
  • Parasite
  • Black Knight

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  • Adolescence

  • Ash

    ★★½

  • The Langoliers

  • The Last of Sheila

    ★★★½

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  • For Love of the Game

    For Love of the Game

    ★★½

    This is a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ film if it’s just Vin Scully calling the full 9 innings and telling us the stupid narrative part in his call of the game.

    2-0 pitch from Chapel. It’s a slider, catches the corner. 2-1… so back to Chapel in Florida. He’s there, Aloha shirt on, cotton candy skies, and wouldn’t you know it, Jane from New York shows up after all. Isn’t that something? But then his masseuse, welllll, she rubbed her the wrong way, so to speak… 2-1 fastball swung on and missed! Counts even…”

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★

    Probably the biggest missed opportunity in the history of movies by setting this film in NYC and not having Ghostface Killah be the Ghostface Killer

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    IMPRESSIVE

  • Ash

    Ash

    ★★½

    *Q&A w/ director/composer Flying Lotus, actors Eiza Gonzalez and Aaron Paul

    “This one is for the gamers!” - Flying Lotus

    Roger that. I’ll be over here…

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  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    Killers of the Flower Moon

    ★★★★½

    As faithful to the book as it could possibly be without being another 3hrs long, this is a monster of a true crime narrative. Gladstone is amazing. Leo is too. Great cinematography and an all-enveloping soundtrack by the late Robbie Robertson. Fun cameos. Wonderful supporting work from a lot of non-actors and super lesser-known cats. I had high hopes for obvious reasons, and because I’m such a fan of the book, but this exceeded them somehow. Pretty masterful stuff by the 80yr-old Scorsese. Please don’t slow down Marty!

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    This movie fucks