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Excalibur 1981
yeah i fw it! i fw perceval.
what a time! so much movie. as someone who’s pretty ignorant when it comes to arthurian legend aside from sir gawain and the green knight, most of this was new territory for me. cool stuff! men are monsters; we’re one with the land; codes and laws can free us and imprison us just the same. yeah!
nowhere near as “psychedelic” as all the reviews and the movie poster make it seem, but it…
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Dragonslayer 1981
so sick but why is jerma in this??
nothing too crazy goin on here. pretty chill movie executed wonderfully. dragon looks great. so much fire. immersive sets, costumes, and lighting. i like how the story unfolds and isn’t bogged down by too much dialogue. i like it! a joy to watch!
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Where the Crawdads Sing 2022
Absolutely no nuance. No subtlety. Zero drip.
It’s like someone tried explaining the book as fast as possible then used that as a script. Caca.Not to roast this obviously-for-white-chicks movie — no shit: they were giving out adult coloring books as we walked into the theater lmao — but damn it was not great. (and apparently the author is also not great?)
DEJ is cutie tho (:
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The Parent Trap 1998
PARENTS LOOK AT WHAT YOUR KIDS WILL DO TO HAVE A HAPPY FAMILY 😭😭😭
ABOLISH DIVORCE (unless..ya know…there’s like abuse n stuff…then yea you should get a divorce)fun time! the parents are psychopaths but i love that their decisions make absolutely no sense bc that’s how it be as a kid and movies with kid logic are great. this is too long though, scrap the entire camping scene and get back to me.
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