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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
PUMP THE ORC MUSIC DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS. I WANT TO OD ON THE ORC MUSIC.
Everything with the orcs is so damn cool. Music, costumes, make up. The CAVERNS with the lighting and the color and saturation. SICK. My favorite parts of this are all the orc parts, don’t @ me.
Ok enough about the orcs… What have I been doing all my life? I’m sure I saw this as a kid or at least bits and pieces but…
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Excalibur 1981
yeah i fw it! i fw perceval.
what a time! so much movie. as someone who’s pretty ignorant when it comes to arthurian legend aside from sir gawain and the green knight, most of this was new territory for me. cool stuff! men are monsters; we’re one with the land; codes and laws can free us and imprison us just the same. yeah!
nowhere near as “psychedelic” as all the reviews and the movie poster make it seem, but it…
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Where the Crawdads Sing 2022
Absolutely no nuance. No subtlety. Zero drip.
It’s like someone tried explaining the book as fast as possible then used that as a script. Caca.Not to roast this obviously-for-white-chicks movie — no shit: they were giving out adult coloring books as we walked into the theater lmao — but damn it was not great. (and apparently the author is also not great?)
DEJ is cutie tho (:
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Dragonslayer 1981
so sick but why is jerma in this??
nothing too crazy goin on here. pretty chill movie executed wonderfully. dragon looks great. so much fire. immersive sets, costumes, and lighting. i like how the story unfolds and isn’t bogged down by too much dialogue. i like it! a joy to watch!
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