A complicated spaghetti salad of timelines and Arnold performances that are varying degrees of checked-out.

Hot takes galore on this bad boy.

You asked for Moore, we’ll give you Moore (including one alien being with a Scottish accent and a hairpiece).

A ranking of Daniel Craig’s reign as Blonde. James Blonde.

A ranking of the Scottish Bond Era (plus one Australian detour)

Live Action only.

Couldn't possibly make this a ranked list.