Mary Jones

Mary Jones Pro

Host of “Mary vs the Movies”

Amateur Celticist, drummer for Deth Elf, all-around dilettante.

Favorite films

  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • Casablanca
  • GoodFellas
  • Inside Llewyn Davis

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  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    ★★★★★

  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    ★★★★★

  • Grumpy Old Men

    ★★★

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  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

    I went in extremely skeptical, and come out of two minds about it.

    First, this film has no reason to exist. There are already several films that deal with early Dylan, from contemporary documentary Don’t Look Back, to the sideways glances of Inside Llewyn Davis, to the monumental kaleidoscope of I’m Not There, all of which grapple with the concept of “Bob Dylan” much more than the reality of Robert Zimmerman. In comparison, A Complete Unknown is pedestrian, a linear…

  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    ★★★★★

    I’m not saying it’s the greatest film ever made, but it does feature a Gremlin orgy of gluttony and violence set to “Rhapsody in Blue” with a Busby Berkeley sequence, Christopher Lee as a mad scientist, Robert Picardo in a bad wig getting married to a gremlin, and Paul Bartel.

    So maybe it is the greatest film ever made.

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  • Doctor Who: The Dæmons

    Doctor Who: The Dæmons

    ★★★★

    Doctor Who doing folk horror—gothic atmosphere, demons, ceremonial magick, a white witch, Bealtaine Eve, Morris Dancers, the Master—it’s everything I could want. One of the greatest serials of the Third Doctor, up there with The Green Death.


    I want to be Miss Hawthorne when I grow up.

  • Christmas Eve on Sesame Street

    Christmas Eve on Sesame Street

    ★★★★★

    Oscar smashing through two walls is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.