Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  964 Pinocchio 1991

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  girl must have ate 12 plates of scrambled eggs for dinner

  also the way i sat up SO fast when i heard the "pinocchio" sampled in machine girl's fuck puppet

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  gromit reading paradise lost by john stilton got me more than it had any right to

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  i say it should have been hornier and i hope all those rats got paid fairly

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  Born too late for the Lord of the Rings cinema experience, happy to be alive for this.

  I yearn for Dan Simmons' Hyperion Cantos to be adapted to this scale.