Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Feb 2025

  How I feel in A-level Computer Science (I’m failing)

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  Dexter: New Blood 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  Imagine your fit mum gets murdered by some but naked old man in a bathtub infront of you. Your dad who abandoned you as a kid is one of the most prolific serial killers of all time and yet you still turn out to be a fucking insufferable mug. Fuck Harrison Morgan ruined the season.

Popular reviews

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  Juno 2007

  ½ Watched 01 Dec 2024 3

  I HATE THIS FUCKING DOG SHIT PISS STAIN THAT CALLS ITSELF A MOVIE. I don’t know why I forced myself to watch this concoction of all things shit but hence I did and now I regret it. The fucking CIA should play this film on repeat as a fucking tourture method it’s so arse. This film is so arse that every other film I’ve watched looks 10x better in comparison. I could’ve used that 100 mins productively I could have…

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  Suicide Room 2011

  ★★ Watched 27 Jul 2024

  Wtf was this film. Watched cause of all the funny emo kid clutching clips on titktok, but why the fuck was this film about some kid becoming depressed and locking himself in his room cause he accidentally came when wrestling with his mate then joining some fucking emo kid chat room where they all turned into sea of theives ahhh looking characters💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀. Poland has some explaining to do Fr🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱. Kids favourite Radiohead song is definitely Creep💀💀💀💀