tobiasxjones

tobiasxjones

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Life of Brian
  • The Lives of Others
  • Office Space

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  • Cars

    ★★½

  • The Transporter

    ★★★★★

  • The Other Boleyn Girl

    ★★

  • Casablanca

    ★★★★★

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  • Cars

    Cars

    ★★½

    First time I've seen this film, despite owning a set of curtains featuring the characters for several years...in my 30s.

    2 hours for a kids film is a bit much lads. A lot of car-racing gags that I didn't really get. I liked the Italian guys.

  • The Transporter

    The Transporter

    ★★★★★

    Gotta be honest, I watched this after a Insta reel mocking Jason Statham's formulaic films. But some teenage nostalgia from me. Rewatching many years later, and its still an incredible film.

    Featuring
    -Jason Statham apparently trying to do an American accent!?
    -70s porno soundtrack
    -Repetitive shots of the same road
    -An oil fight
    -Very hot actress

    What more can you ask for?

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  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★

    Rewatched this for the first time since I was a kid, nice memories and classic songs.

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★½

    Did I get it? No. Did I like it? Also no. I think there was a good idea here, however it was buried under a great deal of rubbish. For a film with so many powerful topics and pain, it was a struggle to take it seriously at all. I found myself laughing at all the bits that were supposed to be dramatic and serious. This had to do with poor casting, bad accents, and really limited dialogue. I think…

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