Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Edge of Tomorrow 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Sep 2023

  HELL YEAH. Kickass movie. Tom Cruise decimating hyper-morphing venom ailens with time loop blood. COOL AS FUCK. 
  God I want so much more and I want it SO BAD

Recent reviews

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Straight to VHS ass sequel. So unengaging, can’t remember a single thing happening aside from the crab coming back in the after credits scene. I like the crab.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Air Force Two 

  I can’t believe they got Harrison Ford to say the words “Celestial Mass” hahahaha 

  I am pleased to report this was completely average. We’re SO back.

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2024

  I haven’t seen this film

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  Painkiller 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Aug 2023

  Wait, you’re telling me major drug corporations DON’T operate with our best interests at heart??