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  Magnolia 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Serious shrove Tuesday style cinema 

  Tom Cruise is literally so badass… what a pimp, i bet he gets loads of chicks. Not sure what all the other shit was about tho tbh.

  11 songs by Playboy Carti/10

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  Filth 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Having a headache in a Saab

  This is peak male performance.

  11 pigs/10

Popular reviews

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  Hacksaw Ridge 2016

  ½ Watched 03 Feb 2024

  Violence is terrible and an a-front to god, unless however, your enemy is Japanese, in which case you should relish in their slaughter.

  I fucking hate this film, and its white christian nationalist director so fucking much.

  11 times the guy was jesus or some shit so it justifies killing all those fucking japs /10

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  The Equalizer 2014

  ★★★ Watched 31 May 2023

  This man needs to stop equalising 

  What is he, a mathematician?!

  No review will ever capture what this film now means to me

  11 negatisers /10

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