Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  I am so bored of the American Dream

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  The Great Gatsby 2013

  ★★½ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  I almost admire Baz Luhrmann’s affinity for ugly maximalism, but I don’t think I’ll ever actually enjoy it.

  Thank god there’s a good story at the heart of this, even if he does completely miss the point in telling it.

Popular reviews

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  Spinners 2014

  ★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2018 3

  Y’all would not BELIEVE how far my head is up Timothée Chalamet’s ass
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  Edit 14/10/20: Please stop liking this review. I have grown massively as a person since writing this and no longer care about Timothée Chalamet’s career.

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  David Lynch: The Art Life 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Jan 2019 3

  David Lynch should have his own podcast