Tom

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sometimes lil’ blurbs sometimes full reviews. always gay.

Favorite films

  • Scream
  • Titanic
  • Legally Blonde
  • Halloween

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  • Clue

    ★★★★★

  • Twilight

    ★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Anora

    ★★★★★

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  • Samantha: An American Girl Holiday

    Samantha: An American Girl Holiday

    ★★★½

    THE COSTUMES!!!!! THE ELEGANCE!!!! THE POWERHOUSE PERFORMANCE OF ANNASOPHIA ROBB!!!! It’s quite possible all American Girl films just went downhill after this. Samantha is a champion of workers rights. She is a friend to the orphans. She would give you the dress off her back with the matching bow. She is not afraid to say that we have a lot of fucking work to do before we have any right to be proud of being Americans. She gave women the right to vote. Uncle Gard is very sexy. 

    Uncle Gard adopt me challenge

  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    ★★★★★

    alms! alms alms alms alms alms alms